This is the smallest (bag that) we have

Said the very polite and helpful salesperson at Aldo this afternoon.

She meant the bag that would contain shoes which The Husband cannot see.

Maybe he wouldnt notice, I thought hopefully.

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(see the lipsick in a corner of the bag for perspective)

* * * * *

He pulled up at the curb. “Is Aldo having a sale?”

“mutter mutter mutter”

“Oh, and they have some really nice men’s shoes.”

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2 thoughts on “This is the smallest (bag that) we have

  1. My sister-in-law shops online and has the boxes shipped to my mother-in-law’s house instead, where she removes all the packaging and sneaks the new items into her home. So when her husband asks, “Are those new shoes???” She denies it and says they’re old shoes she hasn’t worn in a long time. SHADY!!

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