Cashier: Do you have a receipt, ma’am?
Me: Yep! It’s in the bag.
[Cashier rummages in bag, retrieves a receipt, prepares to scan it]
Cashier: Erm, ma’am, this is for Panda Express….
Thankfully further rummaging yielded the correct receipt and an exchange was successfully made, and no pandas were harmed in the process. Phew.